DO: Stand and watch as they shoot a pumpkin out of this cannon (called "Punkin' Chunkin'") and try to hit a target 1500 yards away. It's never been done in 7 years, by the way, but very cool to watch.
DON'T: Take your eyes off the pumpkin once you find it in the air or will you never be able to find it again and miss it as it smashes to the ground 1500 yards away.
DO: Let your kids have fun and jump in the hay.
DON'T: Worry that they will get all itchy and then paralyze themselves.
DON'T: Ever try to ride this freakishly short, fat horse.
DO: Take his picture because you know you will blog about him later.
Definately DO let your 2 smallest and most fragile necked children ride "Little Toot" the "train". Made from a riding lawnmower, a few plastic containers, some wheels, and a guy with a conductor outfit and a good imagination.
DON'T: Be surprised when an attorney contacts you to file a class action suit against said conductor for whiplash.
DO: Invite Grandparents. Last year we took Noni and Papa. This year, Grandma.
DO: Take this awesome picture of your handsome boys in a buggy. (Even though it took forever to get them all looking at the camera at the same time.) And then DO frame it later.
DO: Let your 11 year old son take a picture of you and your sweetie. And then DO kiss your sweetie for suggesting it (there aren't a lot of pictures of us, because I am always the one behind the camera) and for being a good sport about me wanting to take so many pictures.
DON'T: Stress that your 11 year old son will either drop the camera in the mud or cut off our heads in the picture. He did a great job! He must get it from his Mom and Papa.
DO: Pose your 4 year old and take lots of pictures of him because he is the only one that doesn't complain about it.
DO: Take a nap on the way home with your new gloves and your $2.00 balloon animal...courtesy of Grandma.
DON'T: Stress about mud on their shoes, on their clothes, and on the floor of your new car.
DON'T: Stress about mud on their shoes, on their clothes, and on the floor of your new car.
DO: Have a fun day as a family, and remember all the reasons why we want to be Together Forever.