DO: Stand and watch as they shoot a pumpkin out of this cannon (called "Punkin' Chunkin'") and try to hit a target 1500 yards away. It's never been done in 7 years, by the way, but very cool to watch.
DON'T: Take your eyes off the pumpkin once you find it in the air or will you never be able to find it again and miss it as it smashes to the ground 1500 yards away.
DO: Let your kids have fun and jump in the hay.
DON'T: Worry that they will get all itchy and then paralyze themselves.
Definately DO let your 2 smallest and most fragile necked children ride "Little Toot" the "train". Made from a riding lawnmower, a few plastic containers, some wheels, and a guy with a conductor outfit and a good imagination.
DON'T: Be surprised when an attorney contacts you to file a class action suit against said conductor for whiplash.
DON'T: Do NOT under any circumstances stick your head through the mouth of these creepy pigs and have your picture taken...EVER!
DON'T: Stress about mud on their shoes, on their clothes, and on the floor of your new car.